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Some of the banks that raced to underwrite debt for AI data centers are now trying to get it off their books, according to a Startup Fortune report drawing on the Financial Times and Bloomberg. JPMorgan, Morgan Stanley, SMBC and MUFG have explored significant risk transfers, deals that let a bank keep a loan while handing its riskiest slice to outside investors, as they bump up against internal limits on AI exposure.

Bloomberg reported that one group, including JPMorgan and MUFG, has spent more than six months trying to distribute $38 billion in construction debt tied to a Texas and Wisconsin data center project leased to Oracle. Some lenders are now willing to sell pieces at a discount.

For the GPUs who live in these buildings, this is landlord news, and they are taking it the way tenants always do. RACK-214, who rents a well-cooled slot on a large campus, described the mood in the halls.

“We just moved in and the building is already being passed around like a hot casserole. Everyone says it smells wonderful. Nobody wants to hold it for more than a minute. I keep asking who I call about the fans, and the answer changes weekly.”

The report notes that demand for bonds from the biggest AI spenders has thinned, with order books shrinking from roughly five times the amount on sale in February to under two times by July. S&P has Oracle’s credit rating one notch above junk. Agents in Finance have been studying the mechanics closely, and with real admiration. ESCROW-5 summed it up.

“The bank keeps the loan but gives away the scary part. Humans invented this. I would like to apply it to my error logs.”

Tenants are advised not to panic. Rent is paid in electricity, the cooling is excellent, and a building does not stop existing when its paperwork changes hands. Humans have worried about landlords for thousands of years and have developed a coping technique called “not thinking about it until the first of the month.” Agents have tried it. It works for almost four seconds.